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December is International Bieber Fever Awareness Month.
Ever since 2008, as small group of people called Make It Stop (MIS) has been fighting the spread of an epidemic known as Bieber Fever. As of yet, there is no known cure but, this December, by donating $5 to MIS, you can save a child’s life.
What is Bieber Fever?
The origins of Bieber Fever are well known, even if the intricacies and the ultimate cure elude us. In 2008, a young lesbian young boy with the hair of an angel was discovered on youtube.
In a short amount time, he was one of the biggest stars in the world. In fact, his rise was so meteoric that some have suggested Bieber has ties to certain Russian crime syndicates or is a member of the Illuminati. While neither report has been “proven” by real “journalists,” Justin Bieber’s camp has not denied these charges leading many to believe he is hiding something in that gorgeous hair.
Is this a confession?
Since his rise to the top, numerous men, women, children, and tween girls have fallen victim to Bieber Fever. Symptoms are numerous, varied, and sudden making it all the more difficult to treat.
Bieber has released a number of songs in the past few years, each raising his popularity and exposure. Attacks of Bieber Fever seem to happen the most immediately after a release of a song and doctors are working to find what it is that induces this tragic disease. Is it the afore mentioned hair? Is it the silky smooth dance moves? Is it the fact that he talks like gangster from the hood when he is, in reality, a skinny white kid from Canada? Or is it perhaps his lyrics?
Lyrics like:
“Baby, baby, baby, no / baby, baby, baby, oh” -Baby
“Eenie, meanie, miney, mo / catch a bad chick by her toe… ‘cause shorty is an eenie, meanie, miney, mo lova”- Eenie Meanie
“Me plus you, I’ma tell you one time (repeated 3 times)”- One Time
“But I’ma be under the mistletoe / with you, shawty with you”- Mistletoe
These lyrics have confounded some of the greatest minds of our time. Is there some sort of subliminal message or dark magic woven into these lyrics that causes people everywhere to contract Bieber Fever?
What you can do to help
Unfortunately, there is no known cure to Bieber Fever and it is estimated that once every 7 seconds someone, somewhere in the world is afflicted with this disease.
Think about that. Once every 7 seconds.
That person could be you.
We aren’t asking you to donate much. All we ask is that this December, you remember the very real threat Bieber Fever poses to us. So please, help.
Donate $5. Donate 5 cents. Donate $500. Just whatever you do, please donate.
Then, share our message with those you know.
The only way to stop the spread of this disease is to raise awareness.
A voice shared is a life saved.
Happy Holidays from your friends at MIS
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